About this blog

I have said so many times that I am going to start writing down the funny things children say and do. So here it is! I hope you enjoy reading and it brings a smile to your face. I have protected the identity of the children by using different names.

Funny poetry

The Painting Lesson
"What's THAT, dear?"
asked the new teacher.
"It's Mummy," I replied.
"But mums aren't green and orange!
You really haven't TRIED.
You don't just paint in SPLODGES
You're old enough to know
You need to THINK before you work…
Now - have another go."
She helped me draw two arms and legs,
A face with sickly smile,
A rounded body, dark brown hair,
A hat-and in a while,
She stood back (with her face bright pink):
"That's SO much better - don't you think?"

But she turned white
At ten to three
When an orange-green blob
Collected me.

"Hi, Mum!"

by Trevor Harvey



Wolves and Liars



My five year-old-son, he lies a lot,
And I wanted it to end,
So I told him about the boy who cried "wolf!"
Hoping he would comprehend.



"He kept crying 'wolf!' when there was no wolf,"
I told my son, whom I adore.
"When the wolf came to eat him, he called for help,
But no one listened anymore."



My son's eyes grew wide; It looked like he got it;
My heart was all aglow.
But he dashed my hopes when he nodded and said,
"I was eaten by a wolf once, you know."



By Joanna Fuchs